Attention All
It has happened. I'm off to LA Sunday via Jet Blue. Now that the site is up I am ready to field any questions, comments, or concerns anyone out there may have.
So now it's up to you to make me do something. Leave a comment and it shall be answered. Only thing I ask is to begin all posts with DEAR COL.
posted by C$ @ 2:26 PM
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DEAR COL,
I've heard that LA is a hotbed of indecency, debauchery, and scum-sucking low-life dirtbags with not a single decent bone in their bodies. A place where men are degenerate pigs who prey on the naivete of women. A place where the scorned females become jaded and obsessed with vanity. Basically, there's not a decent thing about the place or a single one of its residents.
So, my question to you is, how can I move out there too?
-Envious in Elmira
Dear Col,
Why don't you call your mother more often?
-Anonymous
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