Dear Envious in Elmira,

Yes, LA is stereotyped as being fun of vanity. I have often thought of Hollywood as a type of glorified high school for adults. As I sat around outside in the glorious 70 degree weather eating a chicken burrito I decided to look around at the people walking by me. Yes many are in decent shape, I did spot some not so steller bodies. So you know, people in LA are still people too. But some of them just look much better than you and are above you.

If you are interested in getting down with some of this I encourage you to get a flight from Jet Blue. They have 36 channels of direct TV. I managed to enjoy most of a celebrity poker champions game although I didnt get to see who won - this chick Kathy from Veronic's closet who was rackin up the chips OR the dad from 7th Heaven who made a crazy bet. They were about to reveal it when we landed and they turn it all off. So if anyone knows please end my suspence.