maja said...
Dear Col,
How many game shows have you signed up for yet?
When is the Mother/Daughter week?
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Dear Maja,
I have not signed up for any shows yet but I do see a trip to Price is Right quite soon. As an RA we host events and this is one of them, in fact there will most likely be several trips and I expect to win the showcase showdown not one but TWO times. I know what you are thinking, but I will just change my name the second time around to something like Lady Fantastic or Jane Doe and they won't suspect a thing.
As for Mother/Daughter week I'll have to ask my internship if perhaps there can be a bring your mom to work day like in elementary school. But first I need an internship so after that is done I'll have my people call the house and set up an appointment for you.
Much love,
Col


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Dear Col,
Well, good luck on the Price is Right and rest assured I won't be the one to give your identity away.
I'll eagerly await that sincere call from your staff and try to clear my calendar.
dear col, what's new?
Dear Col,
In the time I was out in LA, I came to the conclusion that people there were stupider than people out here in the "right" coast. I mean, they elected Schwarzenegger for governor. You might as well elect Vin Diesel or Jean-Claude Van Damme (note to California: PLEASE don't).
Why do you suppose that is? Is it because we get a three hour head start on the day while they're still asleep in their beds? Is it because Saturday Night "Live" actually MEANS something to us? Or is it more scientific, like the well-proven fact that we're just far awesomer than them?
-Self Righteous in Smithtown
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