Home Work

Who Else writes...

dear col,
did you do your homework today? you weren't late for class, were you. that may give people the impression that you're not interested in the pursuit of knowledge anymore.

who else

Dear who else,

No I have not done my homework and you know what? I'm going to do it last minute after forgetting I'm supposed to have read something and then I'll half ass the reading - skimming through so fast there is no way I'll understand the material but as long as I fly through the pages I'll feel like I'm doing the work - and then in class I'll hope the teacher doesn't call on me and if he does I can kinda squint my eyes and look up as if trying to remember like I did spend time reading it but because I'm such a good student I read it early in the week - too early in fact because I can't recall it now. So in conclusion not doing my homework will make me look like an overachiever. As for knowledge, hello, I'm in the entertainment business thats the LAST thing i need.
Clearly you must be one of those suckers who is pulling to be a doctor or lawyer, some dead end job.