The Analogy
This is not a write in but rather an editorial. An important subject came up tonight in my apartment among my roommates and I. We got into a conversation regarding some human beings whom we feel passionate about. Words were exchanged and in the end I had the winning statement.
"Carson Daily is a tool belt and Ryan Seacrest is a toolbox."
To which Tamika closed the debate with an "I agree with that."
posted by C$ @ 9:02 PM
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DEAR COL,
I am 21, and my sister "Callie" is 23. I'm having a problem with her boyfriend, "Jared." When he comes to our house, he constantly belittles me. He calls me names and makes degrading comments about my intelligence, my weight, and just about anything else you can think of.
Callie is present when Jared makes the majority of the comments, but says nothing. I have told him in no uncertain terms that I don't appreciate the way he speaks to me, and it has reached the point that I don't want to be in the same room with them.
I feel Callie should be the one to tell him he's out of line, but she refuses. She says I'm being "too sensitive," and I should accept Jared because he's a part of her life.
I don't feel I should have to force myself to be polite to someone who obviously has no consideration for my feelings. My family is planning a trip in a few weeks, and I know Callie will want to bring Jared. I don't want to go if he's going to be there, but I don't want to look like the bad guy. What's the best way to tell my family I won't be able to attend the outing this year?
-- HURT IN SACRAMENTO, CALIF.
DEAR COL,
Throughout my life I have traveled from the halls of existence to the small stillbie markets of the southern northwest. I have seen so many things and people and dogs and fake tans, but really I just have one question:
What are you going to do with all that junk, all that junk that's in your trunk? What are you going to do with all them ass, all them ass inside those jeans?
This question has just been PLAGUING me.
Please help,
Forever yours,
Your heart's truest wish.
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