My Peeps
TJeezy said...
Dear Col,
Since you are in the gang capital of thw world now Bloods or Crips whats your choice?
Dear TJeezy,
Its a tough choice. Neither group has approached me so I'm not really sure if I want to join at all. I feel it would make more sense to join the Bloods because blood is an essential part of humans, blood can also relate to family, and also when you murder the other gang members you see blood. But again I haven't gotten a call from them but I also didnt fax over my resume because I feel I might not be qualified to join.
I'd much rather join a different gang like The Golden Girls. I mean there are only 4 of them so there is room for expansion. They are getting pretty old too so it might be best if i become the leader and recruite some peeps. only problem is i'm not a hilarious senior citizen. but let's not kid, i am hilarious. I'll go looking for some back up at the next bingo night at the rec hall. and when we get together and kill people we can just be like oh no i stop taking my meds or be like I'm senile. peace out court system we are getting off!
posted by C$ @ 2:24 PM
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I think therefore I am. Discuss briefly.
Hey,
So an officer took my license because I killed a school kid. However, it is not as bad as it sounds, because I did save his sister. See, there was a bus speeding down the road and these two kids (brother and sister) were crossing the street. Had I not knocked them out of the street with my car, the bus would have surely hit them. SO, I slammed on the gas and knocked em off the road. Verdict: brother dead. sister saved. What do you think?
Yours, Blogging from Jail.
My B.O is worse than my farts. I need to "bed" my girlfriend and I am trying to decide which one I should take care of first: B.O or fart. And don't tell me some lame room freshner or deo bullshit, the AXE effect ain't having no effect on me!
Sometimes I see a tear in her eyes,
this is when I want to cry.
Sometimes I make her cry,
this is when I want to die.
I wrote this poem after I raped my lover. She said no but in the yes way, if you know what I mean.
She hasn't called me since. Should I call her? I dont want to give up control in this relationship.
Yours,
Sexual Poetry
My friends and I watched a tennis ball float in the air. Quantum Physics, relational motion activity. It was good except for the gravitational pull ceased to recede after the third degree.
Can you share why this might have happened? I follow your blog and most of the loosers that post on it seem to be wasting your time. Just so you know.
Dear Col,
I dropped a deuce today and when I looked at it floating in the toilet, it looked EXACTLY like Jesus Christ. I contacted the press about it and there was this whole thing and I've made tons of money charging people to see it. I saw some TV-R professor start crying when I gave a speech about it at the park school. His name was Ben something. I think he was crying out of joy that our lord and savior has come to us again! Anyway, my question is this: I left my dog home one day as per usual, and when I came back my dog was lying dead on the bathroom floor and the Jesum-deuce was gone! I don't want to say it, but we're all thinking it: Was my dog actually the antichrist and did that deuce actually just save the world????
Bless you,
Minus a Dog in Missouri
P.S. What are the chances, do you think, that I can drop a deuce that looks like the Virgin Mary or perhaps Bea Arthur? Those things would sell like whoa.
happy birthday?
i think that's a pretty nasty question.
i don't know if i can call you when you are way over to the left, so i'm trying to leave you as many alternate birthday wishes as i can.
your nasty hook up,
merface killer
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