California Dreaming
Dear Col,
What the hell is up with all this rain? It's been a few days since I've been able to tell people back east how much better the weather out here is and that sucks.
Shott
Dear Shott (Dan),
First of all sorry for my extreme delay in your question. I was on a vision quest and couldn't return to civilization or I would be excommunicated from my tribe. Anywayz, yes I agree to exclaiming WTF? to the sky a few weeks back. CA is known as the Sunshine state not the Randomly Cold State After Being Really Nice the Other Day State. Which I think we can all agree is too long to put on any bumper sticker or license plate.
However I don't feel we should try to divide ourselves with those friends back home by rubbing it in their face with words. You need to take pictures and send them back. Also it's important to return to NY with a really nice tan and when people comment on it act like its no big deal. I believe it was a wise ninja who once said:
Stick and Stones might make them jealous but an awesome tan is all it takes.
One additional thing I would like to comment on as a NYer is how much California people freak out when driving in the rain like its extremely deadly or something. Its just water not lava. People just can't seem to drive at all, the city just shuts down in many ways. I say this while not even having a car. My eyes have seen this tragedy.
OK its time for me to see if ER is reruning on TV anywhere. PEACE OUT!
posted by C$ @ 11:11 AM
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3 Comments:
You are wise. I shall spend every day until senior week sunbathing and then wear my bathing suit every day in Ithaca.
As for how bad the drivers are in the rain, one night while it was raining I passed an acident and tried to call 911 to report it. There were so many people calling in througout the city I got a busy signal, hung up called again and hung up again after being on hold for 5 minutes.
Dear Col,
I have a question. One of my favorite things is chocolate. One of my least favorite things is poop. So why are they the same color?
Sincerely,
Your twin.
Dear Col,
As your time in the Golden State (not the Sunshine State, as that is my old stomping grouds, Florida, you ignorant slut) is wrapping up, what would you say is the greatest lesson you've learned?
And the greatest lesson that you probably should have learned, but didn't?
-Yo' Cuzzin
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