Cranium

Dear Col,

On a scale of superhero to god amoung men, where would you rate Ben Crane?

-Shott


Dear Shott,

Just some info for those who don't attend Ithaca College or have taken any class with Ben Crane. "Who is this fool?" you ask. Well friend, he's kinda like an evil genius. If you want to your have mind blown I suggest you take his Critical Thinking class where he continually blows your mind and then during finals week he breaks your spirit and disproves that Jesus ever existed.

Placing him within this scale is rather hard. I feel hes more in the middle of mad scientist/evil genius. I was his TA for half a year and took two of his classes so I've been around him for quite some time. At first meeting he can appear to be a god amoung men but getting to know him he's kinda like that grandpa who always tells you war stories over and over and you humor him by saying, "yes, ben that's nice" when he starts one you have heard 1,000 times already.

If he did acquire super hero powers I think he would appear rather hilarious in some tight fitting outfit - all black of course. But I could easily see him in league with Magnito from Xmen, not that he's evil but just that he's just too much smarter than everyone else. I dont doubt that he is some super agent spy. He would totally kick Tom Cruises ass with his mind bullets that's for DAMN sure.