the evil from within

dear col,

while you're living the dream could you track down the evil demons who play all their comercials at the same time on while i'm channel surfing. i find this really annoying and would appreciate it if you could stop them. use any super powers at your disposal. thanx

Dear No Name,

Seeing that I'm now on a break from living the dream, a very short one - destiny needs me back in a few - I'll inform you that the evil demons don't hold any stock in advertising. You see calling these commercials evil demons are a way for you to distance yourself from the truth that there are people, perhaps decent, perhaps clueless, making a living off of these ads. They have mouths to feed too. These are semi-honest American citizens who value money, annoying others, and cranking out bad ideas. They aren't that different from you and me, except that I'm really awesome and they might not be up to par.

I say if you are aware of the problem don't just keep blaming it, change it. Why not take up a job in advertising and make some good/hilarious ads. Channel your negative debbie downer self into a Johnny CAN DO! (I'm not really sure Johnny can do has ever been used before but feel free to run with it).

Either that or get Tivo I hear you can fast forward and pause live TV and you know where I got that info from? ...An ad.