Chuck Norris
Dear Col,
Who do you think would win in a fight, Walker, Texas Ranger or Batman?
-Pat
Dear Pat,
C'mon. Let's think about that question. The only real challenge to Walker Texas Ranger/Chuck Norris is Jack Baur. This battle royal is so hardcore its got it own website.
http://www.jackvschuck.com/
Jack Baur is what I would call a worthy adversary. I don't want to go and ruin the conclusion so why don't you all conduct your own research to end the suspense. However I can share with you some of Chuck Norris's Principles for Life.
There are 12 of them...much like the 12 deciples from the Bible...is this a coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris could be Jesus. Roundhouse kicking the devil out o' here. But I digress...as said there are 12 of them but they all are very redundent so I'll share one that really embodies all of them:
"I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile."
Anyone who feel compelled to learn more from the master and perhaps start a cult based on these teachings please visit this website: www.chucknorris.com
it would be really easy because he already has a book aka religious text called Against All Odds. ALSO there is a program appropriately called Kick Start. It's all about TEAM. You know.
Truth
Esteem
Attitude
Motivation
Team...Let us pray.
posted by C$ @ 10:08 PM
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2 Comments:
Dear Col,
Why don't you ever answer my emails?
-fReeC1aliS4L1fe
Col,
Is it true the Bea Arthur is infact immortal?
If so, will she just continue to age forever? And is that why she is so tall, so she has room to shrink?
If not, why has she been old for so long? How does one start off their career as an old woman and twenty years later STILL be an old woman?
Lastly, could it be possible the Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury are the same person? Or part of the same immortal cult?
Discuss.
-Merry
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