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Dear Col,

Why don't you ever answer my emails?

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Dear crazy long name,

Who are you? For your name shant ring a bell in my mind. Perhaps we were friends a long frost back when all we cared to do was survive. Perhaps I looked once longingly into your eyes and you felt that you were home. If this is the case it is possible that I wasn't looking at you but through you and at the vending machine behind you where I dreamnt of eating a Pop Tart - Brown Sugar that is - and that's not supposed to be a sexually charged racial preference joke I really do enjoy the Brown Sugar Pop Tarts, in fact I would claim them as my faves.

Perhaps we were once together in a past life and now you feel the need to reconnect. Well guess what? I've moved on I'm Colleen Evanson now, I'm 22 and living in CA and trying to live the dream and I just don't know where you fit in there, especially since you are but a ghost to me. Ay me these times are hard and full of complications. So I turn my eyes towards you once again and ask, "Could you spare the lady a pop tart?"