Project Runway

Dear Col,

I know that you may have fallen behind with the Project Runway finale, as well as our budding friendship, but I was just curious to know what your feelings about the short and unexpected victory of cloe were. I know that I am a total "Dan Fan" as are you, so tell me what you think as I am almost appauled.

Thanks.
Confused in Building T

Dear Confused in Building T,

well I talked to my brother about this just the other day. He saw the finale and I still have not. He told me that Daniels stuff was good but not what you expected. I was rooting for Dan, though I felt oddly hopeful for Santino. I feel that they semi-redeemed him in the episode before the last. Showing his softer side that was less cocky asshole and more like the Dad from Seventh Heaven who gives you pearls of wisdom and cries alot - I know Santino didn't really cry but I feel like that Dad is always on the verge of tears at the end of that show - not that I watch it, I saw it a couple times in High School because my friend Liz thought the cheesiness of it was hilarious.

I'm glad Cloe won for a few reasons. One she is a lady and the other two were men, gay men, but men nonetheless. I don't quite understand how gay men are able to design more clothes for the ladies than ladies do. So yay for her to represent. Second she is asian and I HEART asians. There are stereotypes that they are very smart and like to eat rice and their language sounds funny to us BUT true or untrue they are awesome and amazingly good at Dance Dance Revolution. Perhaps this is why she won, she threw her Asian Invasion our way.

Hmmm...I wonder if she sews with chop sticks?